It does just fine by itself, huh? I like it better than tuna helper myself, don't you, Clark? Clark: You're the gourmet around here, Eddie. Clark: Real tomato ketchup, Eddie? Cousin Eddie: Oh, nothing but the best! I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. Eddie says after the baby comes, I can quit one of my night jobs.Ĭousin Eddie: How do you like yours, Clark? Clark: Oh, medium rare, a little pink inside. Personally I'd rather see a pile of mud than Eddie.Įllen: Gee Cath look's like you really got your hands full. But if you'd rather see your cousins it's okay by me. Besides, Catherine and Eddie are expecting us. I think Dodge City was enough for one day. Tomorrow you'll probably kill the desk clerk, hold up a McDonalds, and drive us 1000 miles out of the way to see the world's largest pile of mud!Įllen: Clark, let's just skip the house of mud. Ellen: Oh spare me, Clark, I know your brand of family fun. Clark: What are you talking about? Ellen: You don't know? After everything that happened, you still don't get it? Clark: I'm just trying to treat my family to a little fun.
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Ĭlark: Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the expressway? Pimp: Fuck yo mama! Clark: Thank you very much.Įllen: The next time you have one of your outbursts, I'd really appreciate it if you think about the consideration of our kids. You think you hate it now, wait 'til you drive it. Now, I owe it to myself to tell you that if you're taking the whole tribe cross-country, the Wagon Queen Family Truckster. The problem is that it might take six weeks.
Griswald's car back and bring it back here! Now I can get you the wagon, there's not problem there. Now I want my blue sports wagon and if you can't get it I'm gonna take my business elsewhere! Where's my old car? Car Salesman: I'm just as upset as you are, believe me. Clark: Ed, I'm not your average everyday fool.
Car Salesman: I know what must have happened. Griswold's Sports Wagon? Davenport: I don't know sir. Car Salesman: You didn't order the Metallic Pea? Clark: Metallic Pea? Car Salesman: Wait a minute, I'll get to the bottom of this, we'll find your car. I distinctly ordered the Antarctic Blue Super Sports Wagon with the C.B. Dialogue Rusty: Dad, this is not the car you ordered! Clark: Settle down Russ. The Loch Ness Monster shots are just like the “real” Loch Ness Monster: They’re a little bit ugly, but they’re a great attraction for people and they’ll probably leave you with some crazy post-party pictures that nobody will believe.įinally we have the Green Fairy #2 shot.Every summer Chevy Chase takes his family on a little trip. Side note: Hagrid probably couldn’t down one of these as fast as Tom Brady could. OK, Harry Potter isn’t exactly a classic mythological story (yet!), but Harry Potter’s Butter Beer is just too damn delicious not to have on this list. (If magical sea stories persist after 24 hours, please go see a wizard.) It is, in fact, a delicious green bowl of booze that’ll have you swimming through magical sea stories in your head. No, Mermaid Punch isn’t a move you can do in the Disney edition of Mortal Kombat. You can drink these all night and still keep a nice buzz going while you’re buzzing about, tinkling your sprinkle dust on everybody. We cast a charm of… Blue Curaçao!įor people who want to feel the tipsy but still keep things light and breezy, we have the Pixy Dust Margarita. How could we possibly have a list of mythological cocktails without Witches’ Brew? The damn drink smokes (thanks to some dry ice), and we think you could probably cast some spells using this cocktail too. They’re not quite as imposing as the Double Headed Dragon, but seeing as how they contain a decent amount of absinthe, these little shooters can still scorch your mouth like Drogon - or some dank-ass Listerine. Speaking of dragons, here are the Dragon’s Breath Shots.
It’s hard to imagine a drink that could possibly deserve the name “Double Headed Dragon,” but we think this brilliant orange and red dual-drop flaming bomb shot most definitely earns the moniker. You down with GPP? ‘Cause this Green Peach Princess is a candy and Kool Aid cocktail that’s guaranteed to give your own little fairytale a happy ending - unless you drink too many, in which case your ending will involve a hangover. We can tell you all about the strawberry flavored liqueur, vodka, and milk in these little pink shooters, but just look at them: This is what magical horses would shoot, right? National Unicorn Day, meet Unicorn Shots. Or maybe not, but we’re talking about unicorns and shit, so let us get away with some hyperbole. And what better way to get your legendary creature celebration on than with some mythological cocktails and shots? From dragons to fairies to mermaids, we promise you’ll find your spirit mythical-creature drink in the list below. We have no idea why, but apparently it’s National Unicorn Day.
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